Which City Council candidates in Districts 4 and 5 have the best looking volunteers?

Alarming News reports “If you’re thinking about getting involved in a local campaign on the east side of Manhattan during this last week, this is what you need to know….” and lists the attributes of each campaign’s volunteers … if you want to know which campaign has the cutest guys, women “of far-above-average attractiveness,” and “blonde guys with huge teeth” … read the whole thing for real political reporting …
The politics of attraction,” Alarming News, October 29, 2005