We need a fat president. Or at least one who rarely thinks and never speaks about how he looks in jeans. And one who doesn’t spend his day testing his wits against a Hollywood stoner or bantering with Ryan Seacrest while a European ally is being pummeled by Russia. And one who would rather spend his time working than working out, even if it means putting on a few pounds.
What we have is the Moral Preener in Chief. President Poofter. President Finger Wagger.
I didn’t build that! Says President Smartest Guy In The Room. President Self Esteem.
Hmm, wonder why….
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