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If you want to see a holiday panto this Christmas, we found one in DC and another in Malvern, PA. Let us know if you are aware of any holiday pantos in or near NYC.
- “The Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Townswomen’s Guild Dramatic Society’s production of A Christmas Carol,” through December 31, 2006, at the Church Street Theater, 1742 Church Street NW, Washington, DC, near DuPont Circle, 800-494-8497
- “Robin Hood,” through December 31, 2006 on the Main Stage at People’s Light Theatre Company, 39 Conestoga Road, Malvern, PA, Rt. 401 (between Rts. 30 and 202) Box Office: 610-644-3500
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This is from a list of lawyer jokes a friend sent.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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boingboing has links to “Carlos Vilardebo’s 1961 documentary of mobile-maker Alexander Calder’s intricate, ingenious wire puppet circus. The flying trapeezes actually fly, the lion poops, and the belly dancer gyrates lasciviously in the mind-blowing film that shows that, had Calder not become famous as an artist, he might have been equally famous as a puppeteer. In four parts.” On YouTube: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
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All the whistling by the German fans didn’t seem to help their team beat Italy …. Italy 2, Germany 0 … On to the finals!
You’d think they would have learned from the English fans ….
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Mick Hartley asks, “Why is the World Cup so much better than its global rival, the Olympics?” and gives 12 reasons …. our favorites …
- You can’t harness football to political ends as you can with athletics.
- The Olympics is not only about racing against other competitors, it’s also a race against the drug-testing rules. The whole event is fatally compromised by drugs. With football it’s not even clear what drugs would be appropriate: given the history of the sport, probably booze and fags.
- Football’s always got an element of chance.
- Footballers are normal guys who just happen to be very good at football. Olympic events are full of tree-trunk-thighed weirdos.
“The Footie,” Mick Hartley, June 11, 2006
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then try Monkey Chow … The Monkey Chow Diaries is a diary by Angry (Canadian) Man
Imagine going to the grocery store only once every 6 months. Imagine paying less than a dollar per meal. Imagine never washing dishes, chopping vegetables or setting the table ever again. It sounds pretty good, doesn’t it?
But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: “a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes.”
We love this Day 3 entry:
Monkey-like Attributes: Do monkeys have superhuman olfactory senses? Because I can smell every hamburger barbequed within 5 miles of my house.
Twenty bucks a day, I believe he’s got you beat … at least on the money factor … 20 pounds of ZuPreem Primate Dry Diet Animal Food is only $30 .. plus shipping … should last a few weeks …
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