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That’s the name of a feature by Justin Evans in the new periodical The Point (issue two, Winter 2010). It’s a bit like Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary and I found it to be the funniest article I have read this year. (It doesn’t seem to be on-line.) Here is one set of consecutive entries:
Economics: actually explains everything
Economy, the: completely incomprehensible
I also liked this one:
Debt: i) public — is inexcusable;
private — drives the economy.
ii) public — drives the economy;
private — is a failure of social safety nets.
Dictionary of Received Ideas, Marginal Revolution, July 9, 2010
These winter guests were trying to take advantage of Peter’s natural refrigerator…..

Mrs. Hughes Live at the Ice House
15 year old son: “So, why’d you have me?”
Mrs. Hughes: “Well actually, we didn’t know it would be you.”
(pause)
“We were hoping for someone with a job!”
Bob and Ray on SNL, from YouTube
The Official Bob & Ray web site
Bob and Ray – from Wikipedia
This is from our friend Hans.
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read: “British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots.”
One week later, “The Frizbee”, a Freeborn Minnesota newspaper reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 meters in corn fields near Freeborn Lake, Ole Johnson, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Norwegians were already using wireless.”